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Post by cbisle on Jun 23, 2004 14:44:12 GMT -4
Well, here's the first school memory. I was in grade two and had just come in from recess. I was on my way to art class when I got the sudden urge to have a #2. Well, needless to say, you can probably guess what happened next. Yup, I soiled myself. However, I took my soiled ass to art class anyway. About halfway through class one of my buddies asked me did I crap my pants. I denied it fully until I stood up and was caught brown butted. Because I had red pants on it was very visible that I had in fact, crapped myself. I immediately left class and went home. I disposed of my soiled pants and washed up. To this day I have never looked at red pants the same way.
PS - Please remember, I was only in grade 2. The soiling days are now long behind me. Honestly, they are!!!!
PPS - If anybody else has any school memories, please share.
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Post by IAMCAPER on Jun 23, 2004 14:53:15 GMT -4
I have two comments for this. First, I think it's going to be hard to top that story! And two, why would you want to start a thread with that story! lmoa.
Way too funny!
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Post by adnohr on Jun 23, 2004 15:01:45 GMT -4
OMG thats so weird. When I was in elementary school(Florence Elementary) there was this kid that did the same thing, I remember his name was Cory and he walked past us in the hall and man did he stink. It was all over the school about what happened. We had art class that day and everyone was checking the seats for brown stuff. Too weird. ;D
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Post by IAMCAPER on Jun 23, 2004 15:12:08 GMT -4
I have another grade 2 story but it doesn't involve me.
Our teacher brought in some pineapple one day and a lot of had never tried it before. We all had a piece and later in the day one of the guys decided to let everybody get a "second look" at half-digested pineapple. He blew chunks all over the top of his desk and it covered pretty much the entire top of his desk.
Needless to say, he was sent home.
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Post by Talldoll on Jun 23, 2004 15:16:54 GMT -4
I don't think i can top that one but i'll give it a try. I was in grade 6 and had the hots for this rather popular guy. Well he wouldn't give me the time of day and i took notice that he had interest in the girls who had already started to develop. Well i had nothing but two fried eggs at that time and i took it upon myself to go to school the following day with let's just say extra socks! Boy i thought i looked wonderful and sexy and really didn't care that people were staring....i did go from a 28A to a 32C. I was a little flirtatious with this particular boy and he seemed to take notice until i bent down to tie my shoe and a sock popped out! Was my face red and my chest flat after that episode.
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Post by Mindy on Jun 23, 2004 15:59:04 GMT -4
My mishap took place in Grade 1 or 2. Being the polite and good girl I am, I got up to ask my teacher if I could use the washroom which was located in our classroom(walls around it..of course). The reason I was going to use the washroom in the first place was b/c I felt sick...well...she finally saw me standingby her desk. I asked, she said "yes" and as I got to the door of the washroom, I threw up all over the floor.
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Post by 3cats on Jun 23, 2004 21:44:14 GMT -4
OK. Picture it, University, Freshman year. I was in my first class with a ton of seniors. I am sitting on a cement floor, listening, taking notes, when, during a pause in the lecture, mealhall rears its ugly head. Yep, that's right, I farted, the grosses, loudest fart possible. Not only that, I got away with it. Everyone thought it was the guy behind me...I was weak. To this day there are only a handful of people who know otherwise.
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Post by Lita4Ever on Jun 24, 2004 0:24:15 GMT -4
In 3rd grade we went outside for a reward for being good.We had popsicles,had a watermelon seed spitting contest and played with sidewalk chalk.I went behind this brick column by the door where nobody could see me.And in big letters wrote "Let's go get some f**king fish".When the teacher saw it I got 5 days of ISS.
This just happened this past year. One day during football practice I had to go to the bathroom.Iwent in the fiedhouse and pissed. I saw my friend's bag just lying in the floor when I came in.I got his bag putit in one of the showers and turned it o.Of course he knew I did it and the next day he was behind me in the lunch line and he pantsed me in front of everyone.I was embarassed because a teacher was standing in the line.Nowwhen I think of it, it's pretty funny.
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Post by cbisle on Jun 24, 2004 7:43:59 GMT -4
I have to say Adnohr, I feel sorry for that Cory guy! I (I mean he) must have been some embarassed!
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Post by Mindy on Jun 24, 2004 9:27:40 GMT -4
Here's another: I was in grade 3; it was winter time; Everyone was sliding on the huge hill in the school yard, with their crazy carpets. I decide to go down the same time as a boy that liked me. So, as we both went down the hill side by side, I was looking at him and before I knew it "WHAM" I smashed into a tree at the bottom of the hill. I had smashed the left side of my face into the tree and when I hit, I almost passed out. I fell back into the duty aid's arms and she carried me into the school. I was sat in a classroom at the teachers desk, with everyone surrounding me. I felt like I was on display. I ended up staying at school the rest of the day. My mother said that she asked if I wanted to come home and I said "No". Don't remember saying that, but of course...I did run into a tree I went the rest of the day with my cheek the size of a baseball with puss oozing out of it...nice huh!?
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